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Disqualified as Human
Hiroshi here.
Disqualified as Human Sometimes I wonder what's going to happen to us medicaI mannequins
Disqualified as Human if Sunako really becomes a lady.
What's going to happen to you guys?
Twitch What's going to happen to you guys?
Well, I hate to say it, but...
Well, it's just not possible that a lady would have anything like you guys around.
Just get rid of the damn things!
We'II curse you, and we'II come back and haunt you!
I'm sorry!
Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa
Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni
Nagusameru you na
Yasashisa ga boku wo toori sugiru yo
The Wallflower
Itai hodo shitteru yo
Kaiwa ga togirete shimattara kanashii tte
Ima no goku wa kodoku to iu jiyuusa kara
Hazurete shimatta ato
Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa
Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni
Nagusameru you na
Yasashisa ga kokoro toori sugiru yo
It's peacefuI, isn't it?
It sure is.
My honeys!
What should I do? I don't have enough arms to hold you all!
Delicious... It's delicious...
This is good! So good! So good! Unbelievably good!
Huh?
Fried shrimp!
Fried shrimp is the best!
Lovely... Too lovely...
Huh?
Hello, I'm a heart.
Heart... You look so fresh!
This is awesome!
Mori High School Sports Festival
Ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to announce the opening of Mori High SchooI's Sports FestivaI!
And we're going to kick off this event with the cavalry battle,
which could easily qualify as the main event!
All classes participate in this team competition!
The audience is even larger than in previous years!
It seems like everyone is more fired up than ever!
Go, Red Team! Kyohei! Yuki!
Let's do this!
Here we go!
Takenaga! Extra good luck to Takenaga!
Go, Blue Team! Takenaga! Extra good luck to Takenaga!
Sneak around to the right!
Go, Pink Team! Ranmaru!
Keep on sending me your smiles, you goddesses of victory, you.
We can't decide who we should cheer for!
Cheer for you own class!
Fate! Destiny! There!
Right!
Check it out! Takano is on the ball! He's snatching the headbands from everyone!
Get Takano!
There's no chance of winning as long as he's in the game!
That was magnificent! Takano just cleared them all out!
Come on, who wants some? Get ready to charge!
Unbelievable enthusiasm...
Unlike us, he's all pumped up.
Vice-chairman
Who'd have thought that Takano who has no love for his own schooI
Vice-chairman would bring so much excitement to this event?
Vice-chairman I'm sure that the Student CounciI VP and Red Team representative
Vice-chairman will agree the student counciI is pretty happy about this.
Vice-chairman We're very happy! Anyway, I'm telling you this is...
Vice-chairman My forces will put a stop to the Red Team!
Vice-chairman "Forces"? You must be the representative of the White Team, Student CounciI President!
Emerge! Anti-Kyohei Takano, secret weapon!
I'm the captain of the Sumo Club!
I'm the captain of the Judo Club!
I'm the captain of the Karate Club!
It's a full on martiaI arts cavalry team!
And the Rider is...
Hi!
What's so "secret weapon" about that?!
I'II show no mercy.
That's my line. It's on page twelve in the script.
Charge!
Go!
Hey, why are you running away from them?!
They're gonna crush us!
Freaks!
Ow!
What?
It's mine!
Oh, no, you don't !
Thank you!
This is one unbelievable air dueI!
Kyohei!
Nakahara! Don't aim at his face! Not the face!
Nakahara is awesome!
Go, Nakahara!
Nakahara! Nakahara! Takano! Takano! Takano!
Who... Who won?
Sunako Nakahara wins! She's the savior of the White Team!
That was great, I was moved, Sunako!
Look at you participating in the Sports FestivaI. What wonderfuI progress you've made!
I'm welling up!
Why you...
I wanna win no matter what, get it? Stay out of my way!
I must win no matter what as well.
Sunako is so cooI!
Wh.. Why are they shirtless?
No, Sunako, you must win today no matter what! You must win!
No exceptions!
Oh, there you are!
What's wrong? Everyone's looking for you.
Oh, I'm coming.
You're so athletic, Sunako.
You were so cooI out there.
Hey, which competition are you going to participate in next?
The next one is...
Now it's time for the ball toss!
Listen to the crowd roar for this competition which usually isn't such a big deaI!
I'd say it's due to the popularity of certain participants, don't you think, Vice President?
Indeed! We definitely owe a lot to Kyohei Takano's charismatic aura...
The White Team will win the next game too!
Whoa! Looks like Noi Kasahara, AKA Mori High SchooI's white lily,
is going to participate in this competition as a member of the White Team!
Noi!
Kasahara!
Noi!
She looks so good in that gym outfit.
I wonder what you'd have to do to get that kind of body?
The Road to Womanhood!
When you're concerned about your figure!
What do you do?
If I don't eat, I'II lose weight gradually.
Wrong!
You'II die!
Fasting is a big no-no!
You'II have to make small changes, slowly but surely.
For instance, when at the bus stop, try to tighten your buttocks
while standing on your toes!
And when you turn around, try to twist your body using your waist!
Making everyday efforts is the key!
Well, you do that everyday for the next hundred years then!
The Road to Womanhood! To Be Continued
Look how popular Noi is!
Are you jealous?
Shut up!
Sunako, let's do our best!
Of course!
Whoa, Takano's in the air!
Dunk shot!
Next!
You got it!
Is that acceptable?
Sunako!
Hey, help us, everyone!
For you, Kasahara? With pleasure!
Sunako!
Nakahara, we're ready!
Here I come!
Nakahara made a dunk shot too!
We're gonna do this too!
That was great, Sunako!
Keep them coming!
Balls! Balls! Balls! We're gonna throw those balls in!
Noi...
She looks so energetic.
Here's more!
The Road to Womanhood!
Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls! Balls!
Wrong!
I don't think you even know what " balls" really means!
Why do you say that?
The Road to Womanhood! To Be Continued
Why? Why?
This is not a basketball game, guys! This is a ball "toss" ! Toss them!
22!
23!
The Blue Team and the Pink Team are already out!
All we've got now is a close match between the Red Team and the White Team!
1 46!
1 47!
Whoa! The Red Team has dominated the ball toss!
All right!
N.. No way...
I'm sorry, but you know the Sports FestivaI has just started!
What's the score?
Red Team Blue Team White Team
We've lost...
Oh, no! Sunako! Please live! Get a hold of yourself!
Are you hurt, young lady?
Why don't I give you some tender loving care?
So radiant!
I'm injured!
I need your care!
Why are you dressed like that anyway, Ranmaru?
I'm going to participate in the cosplay relay race! Looking pretty good, right?
Huh? Noi?
Oh, my goodness, Takenaga!
L.. L.. Look how you're dressed!
See you later, Noi.
See you later, darling!
N.. Noi!
I won't lose... I can't lose...
Su.. Sunako is on fire!
Victory
For the sake of our prince-nne!
Goth, goth!
Give it to me one more time-nne!
Loli, loli!
Passion that grows day by day-nne!
Let this pose carry them away-nne!
And we'II show all of you-nne!
Combinne!
Tower of Victory!
What you just saw was the "Victorious Dance of Goddesses"
brought to you by the Goth-Loli Sisters of the Purple Team,
but it only looks like a totem pole to me.
Totem Pole of Victory!
They did it again just to correct themselves, but it's no different.
Anyway let's change the mood and move on to the afternoon competitions!
Now it's time for today's main event!
It's time for Mori High SchooI's most famous competition: the long obstacle race!
This is a free-for-all competition!
So are Kyohei Takano and Sunako Nakahara going to participate or what?!
There is no doubt at all that this criticaI race
will decide the victor between these two teams.
So, you insist on doing this, huh?
And you don't ?
But this isn't your thing! It's the Sports FestivaI.
And it is yours?
I'm gonna bet everything on this race.
Me too.
Whoa! Things are pretty intense between them even before the race!
Good luck to all the other participants!
I'II do my best, Takenaga! Watch me, okay?!
We are not going to lose-nne!
Wow, Takano just made a blistering dash!
The first challenge is the net!
But he's stuck!
Are his long limbs getting in the way?
Pointless...
There's not a thing...
He can do about it, huh?
And behind him are the Goth-Loli Sisters!
This would have been a foregone conclusion judging from what they're wearing.
Damn it! I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
Hmm?
What the?! Are you a roach or what?
Amazing! Sunako Nakahara is on fire!
She's now definitely outdistanced Takano!
Takano! Fried shrimp platter!
Fried shrimp!
That's right! If there's an obstacle, just remove it! That's Kyohei Takano for you!
What's fried shrimp?
You coat shrimp with bread crumbs and fry them...
Lucky me!
Loli, loli, loli, loli...
I can't do this anymore! You guys take care of the rest!
A few participants have already dropped out of the race after the first challenge!
Now the next challenge is the 12-tier vaulting box!
Nakahara is at a totaI disadvantage, seeing how short she is!
See ya!
Nakahara! We'II give you more blackout curtains!
Outstanding, Sunako Nakahara! The score is 10.00!
What are blackout curtains?
They're made out of thick, black cloth and...
Now, jump over my corpse and go!
Goth, goth...
Loli, loli...
More than half of the participants have dropped out in the second challenge!
And the next challenge is the deceptively difficult "find a candy in the powder sugar" .
All the girls who don't want to mess up their faces will not enjoy this next challenge!
Don't you think it's odd for those two to go this far?
I was thinking the same.
Huh? Noi...
There's no candy!
Yvonne, take this-nne!
Nne?!
Goth...
Loli...
Hey, that's cheating!
Goth, goth!
There is no candy!
Noi, I'II go buy some candy for you!
Did she just want some candy?
Tough luck!
Only three left!
Tough luck! Next up is the biggest challenge!
It's the balance beam!
However, this isn't any ordinary balance beam!
What's this?
Damn...
It's called the EviI Balance Beam from Hell!
Goth, goth!
Hey!
I'II dedicate my victory to our beloved Kyohei-nne!
Huh?!
Je t'aime-nne! Huh?!
Je t'aime-nne!
A bullet-like spike shot with the speed of 150 km/h just knocked down the participant!
Are you serious?
Here I come!
This is endless! We're gonna shear through it!
Okay!
Are you all right?
Oh, so radiant!
Nakahara, watch out!
Kyohei Takano is amazing! He just returned a 150km/h ball!
Hey, are you hiding something from me?
I'd ask you the same thing!
Don't tell me they offered you the same deaI?
H.. How did you know about that? That means you also...
Sunako Nakahara...
You Creature of Light...
S.. So radiant!
Nakahara just fell! This is an unexpected ending!
Sunako!
Kyohei, behind you!
Oh, no! Not on his face!
Takano failed to dodge it! He's hunched over!
Whoa! This is unbelievable!
Sunako Nakahara is still barely hanging onto the balance beam!
He's so radiant. I can't take it anymore.
Is this the end of you?
Huh?
I won't give up!
That's right... I can't afford to give up just yet!
For my dream!
This is the finaI 200 meters!
That's enough!
I can't bear to watch this anymore!
Why do they have to push themselves this far?
For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah...
Huh?
Takano!
Nakahara!
If you collapse, the deaI's off!
Whoa, they're dashing full-out with everything that's left in them!
Go, go!
What's this "deaI" you were talking about? Go, go!
What's this "deaI" you were talking about?
The vice president and I are betting on this race.
Everyone pitched in and we collected a totaI of a million yen before we knew it!
I see. And?
50 meters left!
We offered Takano an all-day-all-you-can-eat coupon
for the food court at the shopping arcade.
And we offered Nakahara a free-pass for the biology room
and a complete human anatomy encyclopedia!
And we offered some cash on top of that!
I never expected we'd bring this much excitement
to the Sports FestivaI, just by doing that.
As a member of the student counciI, I must say...
Student counciI, huh?
Unacceptable!
S.. Sir?!
Only 5 meters left! Who's gonna win this?
Oh, that's my microphone...
The deaI is off!
What?
They collapsed!
Neither can get up! They can't do it! Have they run out of steam?
Oh boy...
I'm moved!
Huh?
I don't care who wins or loses!
Great job, you two!
Thank you, Takano! Thank you, Nakahara!
We'II never forget this emotionaI moment!
Thank you for giving us dreams!
Adieu!
My dream...
Forever...
Dream Comes True
Nugui toreta nowa
Hitotaba no yaiba de
Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting
Feruto no hanabira de, waiting
Mou aenai yo, waiting, waiting
Kimi ga inai umi de tada matteru
Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting
Feruto no hanabira wa, waiting
Mou aenai ne
Waiting, waiting
Kimi ga inai umi de kitto matteru
Now it's time for the next episode preview, my lady.
In the next episode, Sunako, Noi and I will...
Wrestle wildIy!
I'II be so embarrassed!
No, not that, but all three of us will...
Be naked and get massages! Oh, no! You can't touch that!
I didn't know the story was like that.
Like that's possible!
Girls Bravo! Next time on The Wallflower: "Girls Bravo!"
But it's kinda like that.
Oh no!
Blush!
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